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让人捧腹深思的笑话

1、        甲：“你为什么不回家？”
乙：“与老婆生气，她不让我回家！”
甲：“为什么生气？”
乙：“因为我常常不回家”
评论：这样的丈夫，休掉也罢。
2、夜深了，丈夫对妻子说：“快点洗澡，该睡觉了！”妻子很听话的去洗澡了。
洗完澡后，妻子准备睡觉，这时丈夫指着桌上的红茶说：“你喝了吧，我刚喝了一半。”
妻子怕浪费，便一口气喝了。
丈夫问：“味道怎么样？有什么感觉？头晕吗？”
妻子答道：“感觉这茶像是过期了！”说罢就躺下睡觉了。
半小时后，丈夫甩出来一个粉色小袋子，骂道：“妈的，假的！！”　
评论：假药无处不在，好在没什么危害。
3、女：老公，今年情人节有没礼物啊？
男：你又不是我情人。
女：那我是你老婆啊！
男：又不是老婆节。
女：……
评论：省钱的男人，总有办法想到理直气壮的理由。
4、没结婚的像结婚的一样同居,结婚的像没结婚的一样分居；
动物像人一样穿衣服，人像动物一样露着肉；
小孩像大人一样成熟，大人像小孩一样幻稚；
女人像男人一样爷们，男人像女人一样娘们；
没钱的像有钱的一样装富，有钱的像没钱的一样装穷；
情人像夫人一样四处招摇，夫人像情人一样深居简出。
评论：在这个错乱的社会上，正常就是错乱。

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楼上的点评真是精辟啊，一针见血，谢谢您的支持。

夫妻生活的许多点点滴滴
闲时拿出来回忆,晒晒
很多片段都挺趣味的.

前3个没什么让人深思的啊！除了第4个让人有点感叹现实，并会对这社会的现象深思啊。

让人捧腹还能深思的笑话，一定是好笑话。所以我也小小浅思了一下。
1、经常不回家的男人很正常、很普遍。不一定都是去鬼混去了，关键是，当你回家的时候，一定要充分利用这样的好时光，把老婆弄的欲仙欲死的，她还会对你有那么大的意见吗？
2、这可不是春药呀，听这口气，肯定是毒药呀。这样的男人太恶毒了。同床共枕的噩梦呀。
3、我感到可悲的不是男人不浪漫，而是情人本来不是一个贬义词，入金社会风气日渐败坏，就像小姐一词也不是贬义词一样，如今都心照不宣的把他理解成同一个意思了。
4、第四个总结的非常的好，深有同感呀。人性使然，的确值得我们深思。

听她老公崔着洗澡应该是春药吧。要不是她老公经常放药，她都产生了抵抗力。最后一个笑话让人想起了现在警察像小偷、小偷像警察。

夫妻关系也是一种社会关系，从夫妻身上可以看到社会的缩影，一个小世界，映射一个大世界。

人们的总结归纳能力是很强的，第四个便把一些错乱的典型案例归纳出来了，很好。

感谢楼主的分享，不过我还是喜欢比较有深度的笑话，让人意犹未尽的，春药原来是粉色的，嘿~

1，人从来不在自己身上找原因，只看到后面的结果
2，那个是男用的药，买错了3
3，应付女人的许多要求就要有这样的智慧啊
4，社会现象的一种折射，反映了人们思想的扭曲和现实生活的空虚，在这个没有精神信仰的国度会产生这样啼笑皆非的种种怪现象，一种爱慕虚荣的，需要用另类的方式表现自己的，低级的趣味

引人深思啊 特别是第四个 现在这个社会已经颠覆了 颠覆了 过去的认知 这不是发展 是病态
再也不是一颗红心向太阳的时代了

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